of my roommates bitching me out for stupid shit.
sorry I already did the dishes
sorry I’m not going to scrub the microwave when you dont even clean the stove and leave meat out for days
sorry i didnt sit at a restaurant with you for 4 hours to watch you drink after you told me I was going to have to DD for you and was no longer invited to participate in the drinking specials (aka the whole reason we were going)
sorry 30 people came over to our house and i had to lock my dog in my bathroom and people couldnt use it
so they had to use yours
sorry someone pissed on MY floor. SORRY I LET PEOPLE SLEEP ON MY COUCH, MY RECLINER, WITHOUT THEM ASKING
I wish I bitched at you as much as you do me
sorry im not sorry, get over yourself now.